Office by Alex Penny
Dib here, of the Swollen Eyeball Network. Patrolling the streets for alien filth and keeping London safe in the name of Queen Victoria.
((sometimes I forget that not every blog on Tumblr is an rp blog…))
Her sapphire eyes opened with slight fear and confusion.
“I’m not an alien, in fact I’m 10% human… I’ve just had some run-ins with mad scientests!”
Dib narrowed his eyes and took a few steps forward. “I don’t believe you. For all I know, Zim could have sent you to destroy the human race.”
She tilted her feline head.
“I don’t know this ‘Zim’ person… Who might they be? Humans aren’t my favourite animals, but they don’t deserve to be exterminated!”
Dib scoffed. “A likely story! How do I know you’re not just that horrible little robot of his in disguise? Or a cyborg radio-controlled by his floating moose?” Far-fetched? Most of Dib’s assumptions were.
Chaos snickered a bit.
“A floating moose? Man, even the horrible Pigmasks didn’t make crazier chimeras than that! And they’re the ones who thought it was a good idea to put a chicken’s head on a common forest snake! Plus the ones that reduced me from 50% human to 10%.”
Dib stared at the cyborg… cat… thing. “What the dickens are pigmasks?” He had heard of most of the secret societies, paranormal entities, and other such beings residing in England, but these were unfamiliar to him.
“The Pigmasks? Oh they’re awful! I’ve even heard them being called err… neo-something-that-must-not-be-named-so-close-to-Germany! Something like that… Anyway, their mission is to enslave the world by turning nature itself against people. Genetic experiments and mechanical reconstuctions are their major tools for this… Ugh, I feel bad for those chimeras that weren’t able to break free!”
“Chimeras- what? What on Earth are you talking about?!” Dib lowered his raygun and stared incredulously at the creature before him. “What are these pigmasks? Where did they come from?” He huffed in confusion.
Her sapphire eyes opened with slight fear and confusion.
“I’m not an alien, in fact I’m 10% human… I’ve just had some run-ins with mad scientests!”
Dib narrowed his eyes and took a few steps forward. “I don’t believe you. For all I know, Zim could have sent you to destroy the human race.”
She tilted her feline head.
“I don’t know this ‘Zim’ person… Who might they be? Humans aren’t my favourite animals, but they don’t deserve to be exterminated!”
Dib scoffed. “A likely story! How do I know you’re not just that horrible little robot of his in disguise? Or a cyborg radio-controlled by his floating moose?” Far-fetched? Most of Dib’s assumptions were.
Chaos snickered a bit.
“A floating moose? Man, even the horrible Pigmasks didn’t make crazier chimeras than that! And they’re the ones who thought it was a good idea to put a chicken’s head on a common forest snake! Plus the ones that reduced me from 50% human to 10%.”
Dib stared at the cyborg… cat… thing. “What the dickens are pigmasks?” He had heard of most of the secret societies, paranormal entities, and other such beings residing in England, but these were unfamiliar to him.
Her sapphire eyes opened with slight fear and confusion.
“I’m not an alien, in fact I’m 10% human… I’ve just had some run-ins with mad scientests!”
Dib narrowed his eyes and took a few steps forward. “I don’t believe you. For all I know, Zim could have sent you to destroy the human race.”
She tilted her feline head.
“I don’t know this ‘Zim’ person… Who might they be? Humans aren’t my favourite animals, but they don’t deserve to be exterminated!”
Dib scoffed. “A likely story! How do I know you’re not just that horrible little robot of his in disguise? Or a cyborg radio-controlled by his floating moose?” Far-fetched? Most of Dib’s assumptions were.
Her sapphire eyes opened with slight fear and confusion.
“I’m not an alien, in fact I’m 10% human… I’ve just had some run-ins with mad scientests!”
Dib narrowed his eyes and took a few steps forward. “I don’t believe you. For all I know, Zim could have sent you to destroy the human race.”
To the Khajiit’s horror, this dimension warp lead directly into London. Lots of people around. She knew some people could be kind, but in general they were awful. At least this form had good sneaking abilities to allow escape into an alley away from the crowd. Just as Chaos let her guard down, someone spotted her.
((gonna go ahead and put this on a different timeline than the one with Alex, just because that timeline isn’t all that steampunk))
Dib shuffled through the streets of London’s East End. He had been out for hours now, hoping to get some evidence that Jack the Ripper was in fact a vampire. So far he had had no luck. The sun was starting to come up, and he knew that continuing his search during the daylight hours was of no use. He was about to hail a hansom cab when he heard a strange sound in an alleyway behind him. He turned around to investigate.
“Hello?”
((Okay! :D))
What looked like an armored cat-human creature looked him right in the eye. What stood out the most besides their long white tail was a triangular blue crystal right in the middle of their forehead.
“Oh! Er… Hello…”
Dib froze for a moment. It wasn’t a vampire, but it sure as hell wasn’t human either. “Oh. My. GOD. Alien technology! I knew it! I KNEW IT!” He withdrew his raygun from his coat pocket and aimed it at the creature. “Don’t move. You’re coming with me.”
To the Khajiit’s horror, this dimension warp lead directly into London. Lots of people around. She knew some people could be kind, but in general they were awful. At least this form had good sneaking abilities to allow escape into an alley away from the crowd. Just as Chaos let her guard down, someone spotted her.
((gonna go ahead and put this on a different timeline than the one with Alex, just because that timeline isn’t all that steampunk))
Dib shuffled through the streets of London’s East End. He had been out for hours now, hoping to get some evidence that Jack the Ripper was in fact a vampire. So far he had had no luck. The sun was starting to come up, and he knew that continuing his search during the daylight hours was of no use. He was about to hail a hansom cab when he heard a strange sound in an alleyway behind him. He turned around to investigate.
“Hello?”
